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going to the movies tonightt
Me: Am I pregnant?
David: Have you had sex?
Me: No. But I have like all the symptoms wtf.
David: Ummm, pregnancy test?
Me: But I don't need one cause how would I be pregnant if I haven't had sex? Maybe Jesus is in my stomach. 2012!

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Did I mention I agree?
Did I mention that Harrison is a fat ass?
Hi I’m Jenni and Matt Jiles is the coolest person ever and Harrison is a dumb fat jerk who just insults everyone else because he has no self esteem cause no girl will ever love him, not even a girl who thinks loves him.

And he says YOLO because he secretly wants to kill himself cause a certain girl doesn’t love him

i agree
Andrew: Fuck yo phone nigga
Me: No thanks, I don't roll that way.
Andrew: Of course.
Andrew: OOF COOOOUUURRSEE!!
Me: lol but if you do, then whatever works.
Andrew: Don't knock it till ya try it!
Andrew: And the male G spot is located in the rectum after all. Experimentation is very rewarding most of the time.

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